About Me

Thanks for stopping by my little corner of the internet! I am a 20-something, California raised, current Nevadan.

 

All you'll ever need to know is right here

1) Swan is the nickname my sister gave me when we were in High School.

2) My sister is 3 years younger than me and vegan.

3) My parents hate that.

4) My sister’s nickname is Beetle.

5) Last name Lake. Like the body of water. Hence Swan Lake Eats Her Cake.

6) I had the privilege of growing up in Northern California…beautiful!

7) My favorite food is lasagna.

8) Which is interesting because I’m mildly lactose intolerant.

9) So naturally I love ice cream, strawberry flavored to be exact.

10) I have 2 cats: Oliver and Zeppelin. They rock!

11) I live with my fiancee, his brother, my sister, 4 cats, 2 dogs...and a partridge in a pear tree.

12) My favorite childhood movie is The Little Mermaid.

13) I have a tattoo of Ariel.

14) I also have a tattoo of a swan.

15) My sister has a tattoo of a beetle.

16) My parents hate tattoos.

17) I tend to like the color red.

18) But my car is black.

19) My Bath and Body Works scent is Night Blooming Jasmine, yes I know it’s discontinued. Don’t remind me.

20) I have run a half-marathon, marathon, and odyssey. But never a 5 or 10K.

21) I love lemon in my water.

22) My favorite books are The Catcher in the Rye, Middlesex, and The Virgin Suicides.

23) I have horrible vision. Yes worse than you, yes you.

24) My favorite candy bar is Dove Dark Chocolate.

25) I love the motto “Live and Let Live”.

26) I hate cleaning the bathroom.

27) I used to wear SPF 4 now I wear SPF 50.

28) I tend to like dresses from Black House White Market.

29) If I could only listen to one genre of music for the rest of my life it would be classic rock.

30) I love Apple products.

31) I love to paint, I don’t do it enough.

32) I couldn’t survive without a daily planner.

33) Sometimes I over plan things.

34) I secretly want a pug.

35) I have a black thumb, everything I plant dies.

36) I always lose the lids to my Tupperware.

37) Nothing beats a glass of Riesling, well unless it’s a bottle.

38) I think Tahoe is one of the most relaxing and beautiful places I have ever seen.

39) I have never been to New York but really want to go.

40) My hair is my natural color. Unheard of I know.

41) I own more gym clothes than pajamas.

42) I hate shorts.

43) I have never broken a bone. (knock on wood)

44) As soon as I paint my nails I pick it off.

45) I love to run but am really not that fast.

46) I sort of don’t care that I’m slow.

47) I hate when people pick their nose while driving…hello, I can still see you!

48) I listen to Christmas music from November 1st until January 1st every year.

49) I used to live next to a Bath House.

50) My favorite cookie is a pumpkin chocolate chip. I make them while watching Home Alone. No other combination will do.